February 2012
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my teacher
teacher: does anyone have a pen i can use?
me: *hands her my pen*
teacher: *uses it*.....*starts chewing on it*
me: ms. can i have my pen back?
teacher: ! oh, *lolz* yes.
two weeks later
me: ms. may I borrow a pencil for the test?
teacher: WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU PREPARED FOR SCHOOL YOU STUPID BITCH *hands me pencil*
me: thank you.
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today my psychology totally took her anger out on fat people. like full out. ”it’s all the fat people we pay taxes for!!!” she didn’t say that exactly but it’s basically what she said. meanwhile the cute chubby people in my class were just sitting there feeling bad about themselves.
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ignorant-bread replied to your post: ignorant-bread replied to your post: i wish i was…
ha your so random xDD
omg lol u think?
ur random to lol :D
bffs kk?
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ignorant-bread replied to your post: i wish i was part of someone’s inner circle on tumblr
haha can i bully u
i can deport ur asian ass back to vietnamland or w/e u r south korean land, chinaland, japan,
omfg TITANIC TRAILER IS ON TV AGAIN
i wish i was part of someone's inner circle on...
but im not cool enough
ignorant-bread:
Pop Justice’s article for why Born This Way was the #1 album of 2011 is pretty good and other music blogs should like take notes
Anonymous asked: 1. why did people didnt think nobtr wasnt gaga? it is official.2. also, its already official that she gave the song to KP and it will be in her new cd. :/
ikillforfame:
oh my fuck
^^^
i thought this was recent. don’t scare me like that. God damn shit.
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Ever died in a dream and then woken up? That just...
i-couldbesex:
klaustastic-lover:
accio-badw0lf:
accio-forge-and-gred:
dawnoakley:
drunkenfist:
ryuuseiboy:
strongasyouwere:
I love this. I just love everything about this. Even the fact that there’s an alternate me in an alternate reality who is a prostitute.
OH I’D HIT THAT
then in another timeline, I’m a soul less murderer commanded by Satan // a world savior that can fly //...
i really only wanna be a model so i can steal clothes from photoshoots.